January 17, 2009

January 17, 2009 by yorksranter 0 comments

surrounded by wankers

As usual, the Daily Mash catches the zeitgeist. Clubbers ditch ketamine for elephant tranquillisers – “it makes you feel really elephanty”. In North London, meanwhile, they’re wanking on the streets. Seriously. So far this weekend, I was standing in a toilet in the Sir Richard Steeles* when I heard groaning. I cancelled the maniac. But…

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2410.09407v1.pdf
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oooh
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The dad arranged for two sex workers to attend a hotel in Bromley then told his son “don’t be a pussy” when he said he didn’t want to have sex with a 26-year-old. He also offered his son a line of cocaine, but his son replied “I’m f**ing 13, that’s ridiculous”. At his sentencing hearing […]