There have been a few Disturbing Search Requests lately: Telephone numbers for cheerleading teachers Beirut-Lebanon brings us up as the third result on Yahoo. One wonders why you’d pass up the chance of belly dancing instead. The music’s better, after all, and less common. Really worrying, though, was the chap – it must have been a chap – who searched Yahoo for female suicide bombers that wear swimsuits when they blow themselves up. We don’t need that shit here.
But this is really sick: Robert Kilroy-Silk Lives In Sheffield on Google brings up the Ranter as the 4th result.
That done, on to business. You may have noticed light bloggin’ recently. There is a reason for this – I now have a job. Not just a job, but one as a Working Journalist. Indeed. I am now a staff writer on Mobile Communications International, the world’s longest established publication for the mobile telephone industry. Be not afraid, though. The Ranter will rant on.