2004

Well, they’d been plotting it for a while, but now the mobilisation order has come through. Tony Blair is no longer a viable option. The Labour Party is now the third placed party in Britain. The people have spoken and they have comprehensively dished the myth that Blair is still an election winner. If we…

Is here. The degree to which each state voted for either Bush or Gore is plotted against the percentage of the population self-reporting obesity. There is a distinct correlation. This suggests a slogan or two – “Fat, Dumb and Happy? Vote Bush!” perhaps. Thanks to King of Zembla

The Ranter is the no.1 Google result for “monkey arrest frenchman yorkshire”. And for “yorkshire wurlitzer”. And no.8 for “quasi government in yorkshire”. I could have sworn that I’d never used the word wurlitzer, but it seems that back last November I did. But who the hell searched for “male belly bulging”? We are result…

Professor Alan Turing of Manchester University, founder of computer science and breaker of Nazi naval ciphers, died by his own hand after being threatened with jail and stripped of his security clearance because he was gay. He ate an apple dosed with cyanide. In case you have ever wondered, Apple Computer’s logo is a memorial…

..one of Viktor Bout’s old aeroplanes turned up next door in Rwanda. In a hurry, so will simply report that the Tupolev 154 that belonged to two of his operations, Mold-Transavia and Centrafricain, and was involved in the “she-guns” affair, is now apparently registered in Rwanda by something called “Regional International Air Services”. Given the…

I recently read up some useful information on how to interpret the designations of those fuel contracts for Viktor Bout’s airlines. According to the DESC website, a DoDAAC beginning with “T” is one used to supply a charter or contractor on US Government service, or aircraft (or anything else) belonging to a foreign government when…

A lot of the time, whatever the press say about the “atmosphere” or the “political climate” might seem to be a myth restricted to a few twerps somewhere in London. Surely, this is just what politicians say about each other and what journos write about them. Yesterday, though, it was concrete. Police helicopters clattered constantly…

Capitol Hill Blue: Bush’s Erratic Behavior Worries White House Aides Well, looks like the denizens of the West Wing are beginning to feel the pain from working for George W. Bush. “In meetings with top aides and administration officials, the President goes from quoting the Bible in one breath to obscene tantrums against the media,…

A curious offshoot of the raging scandal around Ahmed “The greatest Arab since Mohammed” Chalabi and his exposure as an Iranian spy has been pointed up by Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo. As the far more important questions build up, a small British angle has emerged with a story in the Daily Telegraph about…

Well, it would appear that some of the content of the alleged Ruprah-FBI correspondence has been borne out by events. The documents IPIS Research claim to have obtained include references to a planned deal to produce currency for the RCD-Goma rebels in eastern Congo in exchange for diamonds. Now, Air AK47 would not be getting…